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BEST REVENGE Table of Contents

Chapter 1 A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHOPPED LIVER……………….… Page 1

Chapter 2 I KNOW WHAT THE “F” STANDS FOR IN F. MURRAY

                                ABRAHAM… ….…………………………….…………….. .Page 10

Chapter 3 JEWS DON'T PRAY WITH CLASPED HANDS.………….... Page 33

Chapter 4 “Yo!” (or “Oy!”)………………………………….………….....Page 50

Chapter 5 FRANZ KAFKA AND NEIL SIMON WALK INTO A BAR.. Page 70

Chapter 6 “THE WORLD'S GREATEST HUMUS” AND OTHER

                                CONSPIRACIES….……………………………………….....Page 90

Chapter 7 LOL (Laugh Out Loud), Part I………………………………... Page 106

Chapter 8 THE ASSWIPE or THE DAY BECKETT GOT LOST

                                  AT THE MALL….…………………………………………. Page 113

Chapter 9 THE ADAPTER DIRECTS ……….…………………………..Page 125

Chapter 10 LOL, Part 2……………………………..…………………….. Page 137

Chapter 11 BREAD ‘N BUTTER, IS THAT YOUR MUTTER?..….…… Page 140

Chapter 12 LOL, Part 3 …………………………….………..…………… Page 155

Chapter 13 THE QUESTION OF THE RAIN, or HOW WET

                                  SHOULD THE WHORES GET? ……….….………....…..…Page 157

Chapter 14 LOL, Part 4 …………….…………………………………….. Page 171

Chapter 15 IT'S LIKE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS MEETS THE

                                  X-FILES, YA KNOW? ……………………..……..…...…… Page 174

Chapter 16 LOL, Part 5………………………….…………....………..…. Page 191

Chapter 17 UP IN THE AIR WITH MOM AND JOHN GLENN..…….... Page 192

Chapter 18 THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS… ……………………….. Page 209

Chapter 19 MESSHUGENEH LITVAKS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!... ..Page 220

Chapter 20 TERMINAL ….……………..….……………………………. Page 225

Chapter 21 OKAY, NOW I'M REALLY ENDING IT. REALLY. …….. Page 234

Coda …………..…….……..…………………………………………….... Page 239

Appendix I …………………………………..……….…… “American Theater” Article

Appendix II ………………………………..… Text of “God of Vengeance” Adaptation

 


 
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